Why I can't stand people

[kragore]

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/2007/05/coyotes_and_peo.html


Yea! You go Suburbanites!
You get that Varmint who may have been participating in the natural order!
Grab your 2x4's! Break out the torches and pitchforks while you're at it!
(oh, wait, you wouldn't know a pitchfork if I stuck you with one.)
Beat the beast that may have dared make off with one of your neighbor's designer Mutts!


Oh?
It was carrying off one of it's own offspring that that was hit and killed by a vehicle?
Oh. Well.
Coyotes are still bad.




Shit like this drive me nuts.
- k.

Comments

[garou43.livejournal.com]

city folk are funny.

Like a coyote that wasn't rabid would actually be close enough to hit with a 2x4...

[kragore.livejournal.com]

But Mr. Big Bad Evil Coyote might come back to eat their little inbred Fluffy-wuffy Lumpkins!
We have to protect Fwuffy-wuvems! Snooky-poopems can't exist in the great big bad world, don't you know...



And if someone was stupid enough to leave their precious baby puppy outside unattended, Mr Coyote deserved dinner... but that wasn't the case at all...

[garou43.livejournal.com]

nature isn't snuggly most of the time.

Those pure-(in)bred things are expensive, man! I'd much rather get bitten by a coyote than let a dog that's hardly big enough to eat a chewbone become lunch for something as filthy and dispicable as a coyote. Forget about all the rats they eat, get them out of the city!