Spread of Ass
Mar. 1st, 2006 12:21 pmSo I get up and throw on a pair of jeans today to go to work.
Now, normally, I'm not a calorie counter. I excercise when I can, I eat what I want, within reason.
But this morning, I'm grumpy, because the jeans are tight.
Now, working the uber-sedentary job will lead one's ass to spread.
This displeases me, so I've been eating less, as I haven't been able to excercise.
I've also been trying to eat healthier.
You know, more greens.
So here I am, grumpy about my tight jeans. Because I've been actively trying to counter-act the tight jean syndrome.
Then I notice that in my morning haze, I put on an old pair, one size smaller than I usually wear.
So now, it doesn't bother me quite as much, considering I can even fit into them.
- k.
Now, normally, I'm not a calorie counter. I excercise when I can, I eat what I want, within reason.
But this morning, I'm grumpy, because the jeans are tight.
Now, working the uber-sedentary job will lead one's ass to spread.
This displeases me, so I've been eating less, as I haven't been able to excercise.
I've also been trying to eat healthier.
You know, more greens.
So here I am, grumpy about my tight jeans. Because I've been actively trying to counter-act the tight jean syndrome.
Then I notice that in my morning haze, I put on an old pair, one size smaller than I usually wear.
So now, it doesn't bother me quite as much, considering I can even fit into them.
- k.