http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/2007/05/coyotes_and_peo.html
Yea! You go Suburbanites!
You get that Varmint who may have been participating in the natural order!
Grab your 2x4's! Break out the torches and pitchforks while you're at it!
(oh, wait, you wouldn't know a pitchfork if I stuck you with one.)
Beat the beast that may have dared make off with one of your neighbor's designer Mutts!
Oh?
It was carrying off one of it's own offspring that that was hit and killed by a vehicle?
Oh. Well.
Coyotes are still bad.
Shit like this drive me nuts.
- k.
Yea! You go Suburbanites!
You get that Varmint who may have been participating in the natural order!
Grab your 2x4's! Break out the torches and pitchforks while you're at it!
(oh, wait, you wouldn't know a pitchfork if I stuck you with one.)
Beat the beast that may have dared make off with one of your neighbor's designer Mutts!
Oh?
It was carrying off one of it's own offspring that that was hit and killed by a vehicle?
Oh. Well.
Coyotes are still bad.
Shit like this drive me nuts.
- k.
no subject
Date: 2007-05-23 07:11 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-05-23 07:17 pm (UTC)From:Like a coyote that wasn't rabid would actually be close enough to hit with a 2x4...
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:Snacks on the run
Date: 2007-05-23 09:31 pm (UTC)From:And truly, if you have an animal that is defeseless, keep it out of harm's way. Did you declaw kitty? Don't let it out. Did you buy a dog that fits in a pint glass. You might want to keep it inside. Never ceases to amaze how folks want to tamper with animals and are then surprised that they take the time and energy to feed some epileptic, special diet needing, weak bladdered furball.
People suck in many ways. Coyotes, not so bad. It's not that I can't stand people (hmm....don't hold me to that) I just can't stand city people. The overwhelming need to trample the natural world and wonder when the natural world pushes back is a constant source of bemusement for me.
Yeah, yeah, off on a tangent sort of. But people still suck.
no subject
Date: 2007-05-24 01:40 am (UTC)From:Coyotes are cool. Most people are stupid. And as several folks have said, if people kept their domestic animals INSIDE where domesticated things belong, they would be safe, not only from the minor threat of coyotes, but the far more pervasive threat of cars.
As for the "attacks on children," healthy coyotes do not attack humans. Period. The rare attacks that do happen are sick animals. (So sayeth our friendly neighborhood animal cop, who has reason to know better than the Boston Globe.) And even so, if someone had had the bloody sense to teach their kids to keep away from strange animals...