*snort*

[kragore]

Stop and Shop just sent me a "emergency weather checklist".
Apparently, I am to prepare for a nuclear winter, and gather onto me as much beef jerky, canned tuna, and granola as my little fallout shelter can hold.

Nowhere on this list did it mention the 5 most important things for surviving a New England Blizzard, as drilled into me since time in-utero:
1) Milk (if you're lactose intolerant, I guess you don't get to survive the Snowpoclypse.)
2) Eggs
3) Bread (ohh! FrenchToastEmergency!)
4) Toilet Paper

and the most important:
5) Beer

Hope ya'll survive.

Comments

[bytchearse.livejournal.com]

"their list":
Retort pack meat, canned tuna, and oatmeal will suffice. Bloody amateurs...

The REAL list:
1)Milk: fresh and evaporated; check
2)Eggs: fresh and pickled; check
3)Bread: Homemade, store bought AND frozen; check
4)TP: 10 left of a 12-roll pkg plus emergency roll; check
5)Beer: Majority of a full mixed case; check

Hey, don't forget your battery-operated radio so you can listen to the static as the "official" folks fumble around for a course of action!

[pelgar.livejournal.com]

A most accurate list.