Dear New England,

[kragore]

It is true, I've been on a vacation the past few years. I let things slide, and I must admit, the past number of winters have been lacking in both quantity and force.
I'm just writing to let everyone know that I've returned, and resumed management of Winter. I had let Spring and Fall divide the duties, but they have a very soft and inconsistent management style. Last year they did grant you 2 nice storms, it's true, but we both know that's not the way it's supposed to be.

This is your notice. Bundle up, get some bloody snow tires, and keep some cans of soup and extra toilet paper in the house.

Winter Has Come.

- Old Man

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[jesiah-blanche.livejournal.com]

Here is the stat I heard on the news tonight that sums up this winter as compared to last.

Last year, Boston had 17.9 inches of snow.

In the past 4 days, it's had 18.6.