*snort*

Stop and Shop just sent me a "emergency weather checklist".
Apparently, I am to prepare for a nuclear winter, and gather onto me as much beef jerky, canned tuna, and granola as my little fallout shelter can hold.

Nowhere on this list did it mention the 5 most important things for surviving a New England Blizzard, as drilled into me since time in-utero:
1) Milk (if you're lactose intolerant, I guess you don't get to survive the Snowpoclypse.)
2) Eggs
3) Bread (ohh! FrenchToastEmergency!)
4) Toilet Paper

and the most important:
5) Beer

Hope ya'll survive.