*muppets around like a muppet*

Things I MUST do before I leave:

1) Bathe Dog (to rid him of glandular funk.)
2) Pack Dog off to Camp Girlfriend with his Antibiotics and Cone of Shame.
3) Pick up 4 D size batteries (Guess what dummy? C's don't fit. Check next time.)
4) Take out trash, tidy kitchen, make bed, make sure washer and drier are emptied.
5) Water plants
6) Pack the tidbits - medications, toothbrush, sketchbook and little ephemera
7) Shut up house against storms
8) Move tomato plants to fence for support if they actually put out fruit while I'm gone.
9) hit bank<
10) Get Ass-saving Tom Tom from Illustrator for Ad-Ven-Ture
11) Pack Car.
12) Drop of Rent with Landlordess.
13) Finish up Uncle's Wedding invites - send out proof
14) Profit! Oh, wait...