Character memeage

I feel nerdy today...

I retain the rights as put forth by the mighty Cionteach -
"Please note, "character" means PC as well as NPC (though I have few of the latter), but I reserve the right to [redact] or flagrantly make shit up if it so amuses me it will preserve plotline integrity... ;)"

( Pick any character (table top or larp, pc or npc) of mine, and I'll respond with their... )

Curious mind wants to know...

If any of the parties who wound up with the Pear Bread this past weekend would speak up and let me know how it turned out, I'm trying to decide if it was a keeper.

- K, resident Bread Fairy

Corporate buzzwords that make my Blood Boil for $1K, please, Alex

"Do your due dillegence"

Shut the F up . I'm the one who's collected and preflighted close to 600 files. I'm the one who's put together libraries of these files cross referenced by code and language and painstakingly placed everyone one of those files into a larger , encompassing documentit so you will have a pretty pretty PDF to reference.

I. Make. Pretty. God. Damned. Pictures.
I do not keep track of product series, or what products we sell in what countries at what time and under what language.
That's what YOU, the MARKETING and SALES person is supposed to do.

So while yea, I can waste another day trying to figure out what may (or may not) be out of date, you could give me the EFFING 30 MINUTES to look at my Beautiful Effing PEE DEE EFFING EFF and TELL ME what I should not bother with.

JUST, for the love of all that's holy, tell me what to do.

I don't want to do, what turns out to be YOUR Due Dillegence. I don't want to be modivated or show Effing Initive.

Sometimes, the client bites you.
Sometimes, you bite the client.

Sometimes it just Bites.
- k.