Good Grief

Another person's post got me thinking...

You'd think, with my particular last name, that my online presence should be minimal. I've gone to great lengths to make sure of that. In fact, if you use da googles and plug in my name, the first link that comes up in my LinkedIn profile.
Lo, this is Good.

The second link is some crappy reunion serch engine that doesn't go anywhere. Sweet.

Things get dicey with the third link. I know of two other "Me's" out there. One of them gets the #3 spot on the googles. It's this person's FaceBarf page, and the image is of some chick that only bares passing resemblence of me (ie, she's female,) with a pack of smokes and a glass of something, apparently throwing a gang sign or something.
Great. This is what HR people will get when they drill down on "me".

It gets better.

Link #4 is for a donation I made to GSRNE in BruNO's name. Win!

Link #5and 6 are the awesomest.
Apparently I'm a Paranormal Investigator out of Springfield. I shit you not - there's a me running around thinking she can talk to ghosts, (whereas I choose to leave them in peace.) She's been climbing the coprorate ladder of the Spook world and was promoted to Co-Director.
I feel like I should send her black roses or something.

#7 lets me know one of us is spawning (baby registry.)
Hint, It's not me.

#8 is another broken look-up site,

#9 is a repeat of Booze-Me's Face Barf,

and #10 is another broken look-up site.


I can't get my website up and running fast enough...
- K.

(no subject)

So - the server crashed last week and isn't back up yet.
For some reason, my chat program is letting me see peoples out there on the interwebs, but won't let me talk to them.
All my team peoples are out of the country.
I've already dredged the design blogs looking for inspiration.


INTERNETS! ENTERTAIN ME!
(in a work-safe way, please.)