Now for something completely different:

[kragore]

This is best heard told by a bard around a fire in the dark. Beowulf, in Seuss Style:

http://www.chivalry.com/blackbard/poetry/beowulf.html

Drink, Beowulf, Drink!

- K.

Comments

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

This is the best ever.

[wyldehunt.livejournal.com]

It was better in the dark, but I didn't mind the second telling either.