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A post about not posting
"Nudgeing"
I swear to Dog, anyone I catch using the LJ "feature" to "nudge" me to post will be summarily drawn, quartered, burned at the stake, and then used as cat litter by two very active cats.
If I go for 7 days without posting, either =
a) Perhaps Pick Up the Phone and Call Me
b) I'm dead in a ditch somewhere, but it's been 7 days, and no one's bothered to look for me yet, and you need LJ to remind you to do that?
or
c) I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
I will post what I want to post, when I want to post it, whenever I damn well please. And no "feature" that allows people to inspire guilt for not posting will get me to post anything faster. Or more interesting.
Nudging.
I'll give you a nudge.
To the head.
With a cinderblock.
And C4.
- k.
I swear to Dog, anyone I catch using the LJ "feature" to "nudge" me to post will be summarily drawn, quartered, burned at the stake, and then used as cat litter by two very active cats.
If I go for 7 days without posting, either =
a) Perhaps Pick Up the Phone and Call Me
b) I'm dead in a ditch somewhere, but it's been 7 days, and no one's bothered to look for me yet, and you need LJ to remind you to do that?
or
c) I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
I will post what I want to post, when I want to post it, whenever I damn well please. And no "feature" that allows people to inspire guilt for not posting will get me to post anything faster. Or more interesting.
Nudging.
I'll give you a nudge.
To the head.
With a cinderblock.
And C4.
- k.
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Then what will I do?
- k.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'd still talk to your week-dead corpse and ask if you wanted a beer...
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This is a thing that allows a mutual friend to ping you if they see you haven't posted in 7 or so days, and they want you to post, but, if you read along to Nomad's post, It's disable-able.
- K.
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What *were* they thinking when they created that so-called feature?
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:)
- k.
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set disable_nudge 1
you'll turn off the "feature" for your journal.
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The admin console is your friend. It also lets you block specific people from commenting in your LJ, which helps keep my drama level down to nil! It's teh roxxorz.
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I shall disable it straight-away...
- k.
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Are you alive?
*poke poke poke*
*MRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRWWOOF!*
...Yup! She lives, folks!
=D