Huh.

I can check another Amendment off the list of things I can politely discuss with my brother.

a) I have no idea where the fuck he came from, because he certainly didn't grow up in the same house I did,
and
b) If he gets his ass harassed by the cops in Boston "defending his 4th amendment rights" tomorrow, I'm going to laugh unkindly. Because seriously? Walking into a city that was supposed to be bombed on the 4th and expecting *Not* to be searched? And bringing this up to someone who was actively running from the bombs on 4/19? Are you that imbecilic?
Sure, it's going to be one of the safest place to be, likely. I hope they search you. I hope they search every bloody person who sets foot near the Esplanade. I hope they seize backpacks, because everyone's been told point-blank not to bring them.

I hope nothing happens because I don't want to explain it to Mom.

Self absorbed entitled prick.
Have whatever you think is a good time. Don't call me for bail.