
a) Stratch the hell out of your glasses on a metal ruler
(a.2) be very glad it wasn't your eyeball)
b) Call the glasses place to see if they can buff it out
c) be very dissappointed when they can't
d) get excited because the lenses are under warentee
e) ask if they carry sport glasses
6) There is no #6
g) be curious when they say yes
h) when asked what type of helmeted sport, reply "full contact, high impact"
i) when they tell you to bring in said helmet so they can try out fits, chuckle to yourself and say "sure!"
j) go to glasses place, drop of glasses for repair, and watch the nice lady's jaw drop when you explain "No, really, I'd like to be able to see the big guy swinging at my head"
k) offer to put helmet on, and watch as poor glasses lady become completely derailed (but check out girl exclaims, "oh, are you a reenactor?!")
l) watch as poor nice lady gets her feet back under her again, and returns to a professional state
m) after many tries with different types of glasses, both you and poor nice glases lady admit defeat, and schedule an appointment for your first attempt at contacts.
n) be very glad that you are within the year and that insurance will pick up a bit of it.