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Weekend:
Registered for Pennsic. Even if I can't go, it's nice to have the option. (Flights would cost about $250-300, round trip.)
Stared at dog.
Walked dog.
Soaked Dog's foot.
Had dinner with HorseChaser.

Woke up.
Stared at dog.
Walked dog.
Neglected to intercept dog rolling in skunk shit.
Cursed wildlife. Soundly, with many blue words.
Discovered that dog does in fact find in the shower, much to his dismay.
Put dog on back porch to dry.
Mopped up from shower.
Decided I'd might as well clean bathroom.
Disinfected bathroom.
Mopped bathroom.
Disinfected kitchen.
Mopped kitchen.
Did 4 loads of laundry, including the dog bedding, and dog towels from the unfortunate shower incident.
"Hoovered" the living room, as Colby would say.
"Hoovered" the entryway and the bedroom while I was at it.
Let somewhat dryer dog back in.
Stared at dog.
Is that foam? Nope, just drool.
Soaked dog's foot.
Mopped kitchen floor x2.

Had blueberry pie and Caroline's for dinner, damnit.

Woke up.
Stared at dog.
Walked dog.
Stared at Godzilla - err, a snapping turtle.
Watched dog stare at Godzilla.
Decided I've had quite enough of wildlife, and that no, I was not going to taunt it by poking it with a stick. I don't know how fast those fuckers can run. Roy used to move awfully fast when he wanted to.
Dragged dog from his safe distance away from Godzilla.
Took HorseChaser out for breakfast.
Bounced on sofas.
Did not fall in love with any sofas. (Though one at Building 19 was actually way comfy, but would have caused eyes to burn it would have clashed so bad with the wallpaper.)
Went home, sofa-less.
Stared at dog.
Walked dog.
Soaked Dog's foot.
Watched Master and Commander.
Didn't suck.

Went to bed.

Thus ended my weekend.

Now, back to makin' bacon... mmm, bacon...
- K.

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Just sayin'

There should be f*cking annoyance pay involved when shipping ANYTHING to f*cking Brazil.

- K.