Mr. McWoofyPants: Sorry, I can't come out to play today, or tomorrow...

( This morning, the noise box went off, like it does every day. )

Now for something completely different:

This is best heard told by a bard around a fire in the dark. Beowulf, in Seuss Style:

http://www.chivalry.com/blackbard/poetry/beowulf.html

Drink, Beowulf, Drink!

- K.