mmm... viruses..

Whenever I hear of viruses I either think of Ebola Sudan, Zaire, etc.. or Chernobyl, that took the life of my darling computer, Lucifer, a few years ago. (temporarily resurrected with help from Uncle Art.)
Now I know what I suffer from.
You can find out too! just go to:http: //totl.net/VirusScanner/?

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a Friday.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.